Funny WO

WO: This platoon, you all are PES what?
PTE: PES C.
WO: You have a PES A mouth, talk and talk and talk.

WO: You poly took what course?
PTE: Electrical and electronic engineering.
WO: F... up.
WO: You poly took what course?
PTE: Accountacy.
WO: F... up.
WO: You poly took what course?
PTE: Business science
WO: Good, same as my daughter.

WO: Today I learnt a new abbreviation called w4m.
PTE: What's that?
WO: Wait for me, anymore abbreviation to teach me?
PTE: Yes sir, the word is wtf.
WO: What is the long form?
PTE: What The F...
WO: Good word, I will text my OC with this abbreviation, when he asks me what it means, I will tell him that the word is not dirty.

RING RING RING, by the way my WO is a Singh.
WO: WEI, NI HAO MA. (Hello, how are you?)
OC: blah blah blah....
WO: Okay you do it for me, I have sent the softcopy to you already. Bye.
WO to PTE: Sorry for the interruption, this OC said my English is horrible so I told him to edit the report for me, he so smart let him do himself.

WO: Next time when you are posted out to be a manpack signaller, you will sit on the rover until 500m before you tell the driver to release you from the vehicle, carry the manpack radio set and route march with the man for another 500m so the man will not be jealous that you never join them for route march. Also remember to spray you hair with water so that it looks like you completed the route march with the man, sweating a lot, your PC will say you are doing a good job.

Write till here. Wish you happy new year day.

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